Please stop doing war crimes in multiplayer games, it’s upsetting the Red Cross

If my actions in videogames count, I might be one of the worst criminals to ever exist. I’ve shot enemies while they’re down, caught civilians in my crossfire, and reduced whole towns to rubble. All thoroughly ungentlemanly conduct, and it turns out the International Red Cross is sick of it. 

Spotted by Kotaku (opens in new tab), the world-renowned humanitarian organisation has drawn up a set of rules (opens in new tab) for us to follow in online FPSes, and is “challenging you to play FPS by the real Rules of War, to show everyone that even wars have rules”. There are four rules in total, which are:

  • No Thirsting: I thought this was about Instagram likes at first, but no, this actually means you can’t shoot people while they’re down, as that would violate real-life rules of war that protect prisoners from “violence, intimidation,  and ill treatment”.
  • No Targeting Non-violent NPCs: If your favourite FPS features non-hostile NPCs, you’re gonna have to fit your war in around them and leave them unharmed. Real-life statues protect civilians from attack, after all.
  • No targeting civilian buildings: You can’t blow up their houses, either. Luckily, architectural deformation hasn’t been much of a thing since Red Faction: Guerilla, so it’s probably pretty easy not to violate this one.
  • Use medkits on everyone: In real life, the rules of war stipulate that the wounded on both sides must be cared for, so prepare to baffle your opponents as you crouch to stitch them up immediately after blowing their kneecaps off.